English teacher says: make a sentence using neither-nor?
Naughty boy: when girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither they r comfortable nor we
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Apple Kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se.
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You are very special for me. I am very worry about you. But I can"t be always with you. So good take care of yourself when you jump from 1 tree to another.
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Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
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Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN
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7 saal pehly meri gf k sary bhai ghar pe rehty thay or date marna imposibl tha!
Aj sub aate ki line mai khary rehty hain faraq toh parah hai geo Musharraf
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Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..
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